Santa Meets the Bushrangers

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Melvyn Morrow has written six pantomimes for the series Christmas at the Sydney Opera House. His favourite is Santa meets the Bushrangers, which was revived for the third time in a professional season at the North Sydney Independent Theatre .

The characters are Mother Kelly, Molly Moonlight, Charlie Thunderbolt, Danny Boy  ( his brother ) Ned Kelly, Santa Ghost of Amnesia and various miners.

There are unlimited chorus possibilities - with a tradition that Christmas carols are included.

The scene opens with Mother Kelly opening her Devonshire tea shop, (hiding the no frills label on the jam ) and welcomes some scruffy looking customers.

Mother Kelly: Pull up a chair  for Mr Thunderbolt...haven't I heard that name before.

Thunderbolt: Banking. My Father is Captain Thunderbolt, the famous bank robber. I mean bush ranger. I mean range rover.

Danny Boy: He means bush rover. I mean range robber.

Mother Kelly: You're the bright one?

Both Boys : Yes.

Mother Kelly: What a pair of Galahs. You mean bank manager.

Thunderbolt: That sort of thing. Yes he manages other people's money. When he manages to get it.

Mother Kelly: Well isn't that a coincidence . My darling son Edward Kelly, works in the money market in Sydney. Doing very well. Always sends his mother a cheque every month. Now what can I get you boys.

Thunderbolt: We'd like a devonshire tea.

Danny Boy: Yes I'd like some devon.

Mother Kelly: You're the bright one?

Both Boys : Yes.

Photos

Mudbrick Motley Theatre Group in Victoria. ( 2013 )

Production Costs

12.5% of Box Office