What happens when a family is robbed and try to claim the insurance payment? Not a subject for a farcical comedy? Don’t you believe it!
DEREK FELTON About forty-eight. Wears casual clothes. Has a very materialistic outlook on life. Not always truthful. Will grab every opportunity that the world offers, plus some that it does not. A lovable rouge.
PAULINE FELTON About forty-five. (Wife of Derek) Good dress sense. Down to earth, honest and sincere. A complete opposite to Derek, but that seems to keep the marriage alive.
THE REV. PETER JONES About thirty-three. (Local Vicar) Not much dress sense. A very saintly Christian who has given his life to the church. He is shy and naive when it comes to girls. His romantic passions have never been switched on!
JOYCE CLEMENTS About fifty-two. (Neighbour) Slightly overweight. Very mixed temperament. Lives alone, next door to Pauline and Derek. Not much money, therefore, finds life hard going. Will need an ‘over the top’ makeover during play.
AMY FELTON About nineteen. (Daughter of Derek and Pauline) Good looking and petite. Has very definite views on life, especially on animal rights. Likes a boyfriend whom she can dominate.
P.C. BEN DRAPER About twenty-five. (Local Policeman) Smart in appearance. A likeable person, but also a bit gullible. Someone you can easily feel sorry for.
ELIZABETH ANDERSON About twenty-five. (Scenes of Crime Officer) Slim, attractive and intelligent. She has had lots of men friends, but never found that special one.
TONY PECK About twenty. (The Burglar and boyfriend) A bit scruffy. Comes from a poor background. Not very well educated. Lacks communication skills. His favourite word is all right, which he pronounces or-wight. Only child. Mummy’s boy.