The Corporate Pirate of Penzance

ACT ONE SONGS

SONG 1: I HAVE A TALE TO TELL YOU
(to the tune of "I Have a Song to Sing O" from "Yeoman of The Guard")
SONG 2: A MAGNIFICENT PORTFOLIO
(To the melody of "Monarch of The Sea" from H.M.S. Pinafore )
SONG 3: THE FRANCHISE KING
(to the tune of "I Am a Pirate King", from "Pirates of Penzance")
SONG 4: AN ACCOUNTANT'S LIFE IS NOT A LOT OF FUN
to the tune of "A Policeman's Lot Is Not a Happy One" from "Pirates of Penzance")
SONG 5: THREE HOT AND SEXY GIRLS ARE WE
(to the tune of "Three Little Maids from School" from "The Mikado", with snatches of the Cygnets' Dance from Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake)
SONG 6: PALE MOON, WHERE IS MY TRUE LOVE?
(to the tune of "Fair Moon to Thee I Sing" from "HMS Pinafore".)
SONG 7: THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN INTELLECTUAL
(Adapted from "A Modern Major General" from Pirates of Penzance)
SONG 8: A DREAMY POET I
(with melodies from "A Wand'ring Minstrel I", from The Mikado, and "Take a Pair of Sparkling Eyes" from The Gondoliers.)
SONG 9: I AM CALLED LITTLE BUTTERCUP
(With melody from the song of the same name from Pirates of Penzance).
SONG 10: NOBLESSE OBLIGE
(Sung to the tune of "I am the Captain of the Pinafore").
SONG 11: THE IMPORTANCE OF ANCESTRY
(Sung to the tune of "When I Was a Lad" from H.M.S. Pinafore)
SONG 12: THE FAWNING PIEMAN
(To the melody of "We Sail the Ocean Blue" from H.M.S. Pinafore)
SONG 13: WILLOW
(Adapted from the same song from The Mikado)
SONG 14: DEAR LONELY BOY
(To the melody of "Poor Wand'ring One" from Pirates of Penzance.)

ACT TWO SONGS
SONG 15: ACT TWO OPENER
(With Prelude and melody of "We Sail the Ocean Blue" from H.M.S. Pinafore)
SONG 16: WHEN THERE'S VILLAINY IN THE AIR
(To the melody of "Tarantara" from Pirates of Penzance)
SONG 17: NIGHTMARE
(adapted from "Love Unrequited" from Iolanthe)
SONG 18: ADVICE ON LOVE
(To the melody of "Taradiddle" from Iolanthe)
SONG 19: WHEN THERE'S VILLAINY IN THE AIR (Reprise 1)
(A very short reprise of SONG 16)
SONG 20: THINGS ARE SELDOM AS THEY SEEM
(Adapted from the song from H.M.S. Pinafore)
SONG 21: CLICHES CAN BE PROFOUND
(Adapted from "If You Go In" from Iolanthe)
SONG 22: I AM AN ENGLISHMAN
(Adapted from the song from H.M.S. Pinafore)
SONG 23: CONFESSIONS OF A NIGHT NURSE
(To the melody of "Called to The Bar" from Trial by Jury)
SONG 24: MADAM
(Adapted from the original song from Iolanthe)
SONG 25: WHEN THERE'S VILLAINY IN THE AIR (Reprise 1)
(This is the same as Song 19)
SONG 26: WHEN THERE'S VILLAINY IN THE AIR (Reprise 2)
An even briefer reprise
SONG 27: LOVE CONQUERS ALL (FINALE)
(Adapted from "Never Mind the Why and Wherefore" from H.M.S. Pinafore)